Is this a fucking joke
what no lizzie no jokes here don’t you know that MEN can’t use our stupid GIRLY sunblock they need their OWN sunscreen if they use our LADY sunblock they will turn into LADIES and we can’t have that MEN MUST BE MEN BEING A LADY IS BAD ONLY MEN WEAR MEN SUNBLOCK
YOU CAN’T STOP YOUNG KIDS WHO LOVE FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS FROM DOING FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS YES IT’S A TRAGEDY WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG AND YES THERE HAVE BEEN 6 OF THEM DIE DOING TRICKS IN THE LAST FEW YEARS BUT THAT IS A SMALL NUMBER CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE PROFESSIONALLY AND NON-PROFESSIONALLY DOING THIS SPORT AND NOTHING CAN STOP THEIR PASSION FOR IT SO
…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
A gathering of pregnant men.
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
LIZZIE WROTE ABOUT ME IN HER NAPLAN WRITING TEST WHAT SHE HAD TO WRITE IS “CHOOSE SOMEONE YOU ADMIRE AND ARGUE WHY THEY SHOULD WIN A HERO AWARD” IM JUST THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW THIS HAS MADE MY WEEK IM SO DONE I LOVE LIZZIE SO MUCH DAGKJBHHWQEOGHWQEOHGRE
I’m excited for the holidays when I go live with dad in brisbane and hang out with Emily, Emma and Kayla yes good wonderful