Anything you didn't tell me about Berlin?

One day you will dance with a man who deserves your love.

Angie. 17. Australia.

I like fictional characters, alcohol and my dog.

If you followed me on twitter you'd probably hate me.

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yourealwayshere:

 #I love how everybody enters like no problem and River is like BOOM FIRE

(Source: misomeru, via nursebranson)

vonizzix:

drlectere:

Is this a fucking joke

what no lizzie no jokes here don’t you know that MEN can’t use our stupid GIRLY sunblock they need their OWN sunscreen if they use our LADY sunblock they will turn into LADIES and we can’t have that MEN MUST BE MEN BEING A LADY IS BAD ONLY MEN WEAR MEN SUNBLOCK

(via nursebranson)

nursebranson:

YOU CAN’T STOP YOUNG KIDS WHO LOVE FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS FROM DOING FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS YES IT’S A TRAGEDY WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG AND YES THERE HAVE BEEN 6 OF THEM DIE DOING TRICKS IN THE LAST FEW YEARS BUT THAT IS A SMALL NUMBER CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE PROFESSIONALLY AND NON-PROFESSIONALLY DOING THIS SPORT AND NOTHING CAN STOP THEIR PASSION FOR IT SO

STOP

TRYING

TO

STOP

IT 

FUCK

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

(Source: kyan-pepper, via thewoodsofgreenleaves)

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

(via the-perks-of-reblogging-you)

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

(via the-perks-of-reblogging-you)

• me: *sick*
• me: *goes on the computer*
• parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

(via natasharomanoffed)

LIZZIE WROTE ABOUT ME IN HER NAPLAN WRITING TEST WHAT SHE HAD TO WRITE IS “CHOOSE SOMEONE YOU ADMIRE AND ARGUE WHY THEY SHOULD WIN A HERO AWARD” IM JUST THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW THIS HAS MADE MY WEEK IM SO DONE I LOVE LIZZIE SO MUCH DAGKJBHHWQEOGHWQEOHGRE

I’m excited for the holidays when I go live with dad in brisbane and hang out with Emily, Emma and Kayla yes good wonderful

sO EXCITED